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[possumsarenice]

I just barely saw your isekai Canon DCA post and it got my brain rolling a bit. Mind if I tell you what I had been thinking?

YES YES ABSOLUTELY PLEASE DO YOU DIDNT HAVE TO ASK PLEASE

[queen-of-the-boos]

Can you throw Boos? Like, if you can touch them, are they aerodynamic enough to toss around like a baseball?

Listen to me you little greyfaced glasses wearing COWARD if you think for one second you'll be tossing my Boos around like sports equipment-

Ahem. I mean-

Haven't you ever heard that curiosity killed the cat? Why don't you just go and ask Luigi? He's...thrown them around quite a bit.

JUST A MINUTE IS THIS THAT SNIVELLING LITTLE SCIENTIST TRYING TO DO RESEARCH

[bittycmd]

Why is one of her eyes an X? Is she blind there or is that just a style choice?

[morganmnemonic]

Things that it would be in character for toriel and asgore to name their second child:

Togore

Asriel II

Ralsei

Things that it would NOT be in character for toriel and asgore to name their second child:

Kris

Which is interesting because it implies that kris was named by someone else. Did they come with that name, a single lone gift from the family they were born into? is Kris a name they chose for themself when they transitioned? Did the holidays roast the shit out of Asgore and Toriel for naming their first kid asriel, so when the second came around, the dreemurrs went to them for advice, and carol said "I always though Krismas had a nice ring to it."? Is krismas actually for real their legal government name?? Who named kris?

[cerealboxlore]

you know those posts where cap’s seen as a dad figure? what if one of the reasons why the other superheroes think that way is because when league members bring up there kids or need cap to cover for them when their kids need them cap is just super understanding, empathetic and gets oddly proud of them for being with there for their kids

the actual reason why he’s like that is because billy just really values those things as an orphan and is proud to work with such great people

Whenever someone mentions or even breathes the implication of Cap being mistaken as a dad or seen as a father figure, I lose my marbles, because, oh cheese and crackers, I just can't express enough how much I adore this headcanon! I'm doin' a little happy dance :D

Billy Batson is someone who has always yearned and wished to be a part of a family again since his experience was cut short due to tragedy and made sour thanks to his uncle Ebeneezer being crusty dusty, so it's easy to see him respecting those who appreciate the family they have. He had to grow up and mature far faster than any kid his age, and compared to most adults, Billy is actually more mature and responsible than they are, unfortunately. It's reasonable to see that this would be reflected in Captain Marvel; someone who's immature at times, but ultimately a good-natured person with a golden heart and good intentions, who others can depend on anytime and anywhere (much to the sacrifice of his personal life).

Billy has been in enough foster homes at a young age to know the difference between a good parent and a rotten one, so seeing members of the league prioritize their family members and kids would make him really happy. He's the type to take on any shift or mission in the place of another member if they had something important to do with their family. What you said about him being very proud and empathetic towards parents in the league made me realize that Billy would have loved to have parents like them had his own not perished. In a way, he's not just proud of them, but a little bit envious.

This also brings up another headcanon of mine, where Captain Marvel is the unofficial designated babysitter of the league when emergencies come up. Because despite not knowing who he is/his secret identity, people trust him enough to let him know theirs. Like, it all starts with the Captain in the watchtower break room drinking apple juice, and is suddenly bombarded with a group of children or sidekicks being thrown at him by the other heroes, saying that the Captain was in charge while they were away before teleporting away.

All these kids and teenagers that he suddenly has to help look after, and while Captain Marvel is calm on the outside, Billy Batson is freaking out on the inside. Some of those kids are older than he is, and there's some hilarity to it. Shenanigans ensue in the Captain Marvel: Adventures in Babysitting day, but it all turns out okay in the end. As a kid, Billy would know how to talk to them and keep them busy with fun/educational stuff. Might even teach them a thing or two about good morals, manners, archeology, or ancient magic stuff.

I imagine some of those kids would want to be babysat by him again, and Billy would welcome it (with warning ahead of time). Captain Marvel is just someone people like being around with his good dad vibes. Some of them even ask if he has kids of his own, but are met with an empty room immediately as the man zooms off whenever people ask him questions about family.

Gosh I went rambling again, but I loved this ask!

[blushedfemmes]

i was on vacation in the PNW over the weekend and on my first night there i had a dream about sucking on a girl’s tits and got so horny that i woke up with a boner. so logically, i can only conclude that your toxic seductive miasma permeates throughout the whole region. terrific stuff

oh yeah that’s totally my bad… it’s really causing problems actually just ask the butches who live here

[thatsmy-role]

THERES THE SPIRIT PEREGRINE FALCON. I'm going to stop now, I fear the joke is losing it's funny

WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT IS A PEREGRINE??? i don't think i even said that right –

[greenerteacups]

Hey GT! Totally fine if you ignore this, and I apologize if you get asks like this a lot as I'm sure they can be irksome, but I was wondering if you'll ever feel comfortable revealing anything about yourself? Even if you keep it vague, I'm just so curious about where you're from (I think you have said you're in the US lol) your age and things like that. I know there are certain things we'll never know and I think that's completely fine, just wondering if you think you'll ever tell us any small, even vague, details x

Oh, sure! For starters, I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[lady-quen]

Hello Guild Wars 2 community! A new poll has dropped! 🐦‍⬛

(At least, hopefully new, lol.) I'm curious, which blessing did your Commander get on their first/canon go through the Raven Sanctum in the story mission "The Invitation?" Choose and tell me in the tags why they made their specific decisions :)

Compiled explanations from the wiki below for ease of access:

The trial choices in order:

Save the wounded man or save the healers

Save the spell tome or save the historical record

Save the queen or save the prince

Blessings:

Blessing of Daybreak

"When the fear of beastly claws and a child's pain is made sharp by the knowledge of elders, we make no mistakes. But do we grow?"

Healers -> historical record -> prince

Grace of Dawn

"When wisdom is favored in all things—a healing hand, a text of old, a beloved queen—we lose the sharpened sword of the truly bold."

Healers -> historical record -> queen

Consecration of Morning

"We seek to destroy monsters with sharp claws and icy breath, but do we protect ourselves from the beasts shaped like us, who prey on the young and vulnerable, who seek to rule us?"

Healers -> spell tome -> prince

Invocation of Midday

"When we flee from the things we fear most - the teeth of beasts, the storm of a dragon, a change of power-we risk running backward."

Healers -> spell tome -> queen

Supplication of Midday

"We favor the skill of healers and the wisdom of elders over the uncertainty of the future. But the young take chances, and the young push us forward."

Wounded man -> spell tome -> prince

Consecration of Evening

"We long for the comfort of a healing touch, an ancestral word of wisdom, a leader we know and trust. But comfort is fleeting, and with it comes inertia."

Wounded man -> historical record -> queen

Grace of Dusk

"We sacrifice so much—safety from the claws of death, knowledge of the ages, a steadfast reign—to propel ourselves forward. But if we move too fast, do we risk the inability to stop?"

Wounded man -> spell tome -> prince

Blessing of Twilight

"We try so hard to do the right thing. We heal, we protect our people, we preserve stability. But we cannot control how the winds of fate may shift, and a tight grip can sometimes hurt more than it helps."

Wounded man -> spell tome -> queen

[squeakitties]

ok what is the best place to start for the BGT canon cuz it seems really cool but i feel like i'm missing some of the context and i really want to get into it

im gonna start publishing the actual comic sometime hopefully early next year, but i'd start by combing through the posts i've made about ryan wadham, circuit, cameron, aurora and such by looking their names up on my account or via the 'bleeding god theory' tag on my page!

[possumsarenice]

YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT TITLE AND NOT EXPAND ON IT WDUM-

Proverbs 27:5 says, “Better is open rebuke than hidden love.” My personal interpretation of this is roughly “Let them be mad and just vibe, lmao.”

The “Yeah we gay, keep scrolling” thing is the embodiment of “Be mad, we don’t care”

Both are just “If you hate this relationship, to bad”

[apollosgiftofprophecy]

What you refer with "Cassandra's misinformation"? The source clearly mentioned that she was cursed by the god that "loved" her. She was his loyal priestess and he punished because she rejected him or just because she promised and then broke that promise, but is pretty normal to not want to slept with him....? Apollo is clearly bad and problematic here so i don't know where is the "misinformation"?

Besides, Apollo is one of the most cruel gods, so is normal... And his relationship with women aren't the best. Aren't you read the Oresteia? What a mysoginist... But he saves his mother one time and "Oh, he is feminist", no... Don't try to defend a god who did many bad shit.

awwww look who’s never had a critical thought in their life, let alone applied it to another culture’s mythology!! ❤️

🫵 it’s you anon!! :DDDDD the egg is on your face!! Lmao show me your sources before talking shit about another culture’s god, a god you clearly have zero understanding or knowledge on :DDDDD

[peanutalergy]

xxx: "what's ur name?"

me online using my profile that clearly says klara with a fucking k on it: "klara"

xxx: "oh okay"

xxx: "so uhm anyway clara"

me: "oh no actually it's klara with a k"

xxx: "ok sure"

xxx: "hiii clara"

[oddberryshortcake]

It's killing me that Lilia has spent a lot of time and money taking Silver to different medical mages/doctors to see exactly what's wrong with him and why he's so sleepy

When Idia was able to do a quick analysis on Grim and discover that he has a 1000 year old curse placed on him

STYX is literally the only place capable of giving him the answer he's been searching for

[stuffedsand]

Hmmm trying to think of more questions.....ok milgramblr. hot take on ANYTHING. Milgram related preferably but if you don't wanna you can post a non milgram related kne too that'd be fun. Don't have to actually answer this I just kinda wanna see. Opinions from me will not change at all because I literally don't care about anything ever‼️‼️‼️

[charmwasjess]

There's a really good feeling when you finally hit enough time between writing/finishing something and being able to read it again in an objective way, and I just got to that point with Rabbit Heart. Awww, my little love story, I am proud of you.

--Except oh shit, now I can see the typos again 🫣